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This product is all my mechanics want, we us it in our lift trucks. Good stuff,
would recommend it for equipment you can't get to too service on a regular basis.I want to tell you somethin' off up in heeyah now! We took the plastic sheeting like they said in the instructions and stapled it to the walls about 3 feet up and poured that puppy in there! My cousins and me jumped in there and started slippin' and slidin' and we got all miscombobulated and ended up in a kinda configuration like a kickboard body surf wall lining. We was all around that house but nobody was in it I want to tell you! You know, the funny thing was, my wife's bra got lubricated and she kinda spilt out a little. Of course my cousins thought that was manna from Heaven rainin' down like gum drops from chim-ney tops. After they calmed down they all wanted to play football then and I needed a drink so we didn't do that but them cousins got out there and played some greased pigskin. Especially that female cousin. She whooped all them boys asses. I got a grand-daddy that'd whoop her ass though. But anyway, this is some good lube and it's non-toxic and bio-degradable so it won't make your significant other break out in some kinda rash or somethin'. It's a pretty purple color too like grape KoolAid. My Grandad told me he smelled grape bubble gum evertime he poured that stuff on the floor. I can't witness for that but he's old.
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